Masterbation Techniques

There is an excellent masterbation technique known as the Chinese Position. It is “Chinese” only because in the 19th century when this position first became popular in the opium dens of China, English sailors would say, “Giving a little life to China,” when they orgasmed this way.

The Chinese Position is basically where the man lies on his stomach while masturbating. This position takes a little imagination on the man’s part, because he must find the props to allow him to lay face down and still reach his erect penis to masturbate.

In the nineteenth century, English sailors who visited the opium dens of China had a choice, they could have a private pallet to enjoy a pipe of opium, or they could pay a little more and have “the Chinese Position” which was the option of having a Chinese woman under their specially constructed pallet, who would masturbate them as they lay there in an opium induced stupor, or even receive oral stimulation for an extra charge.

The best way to situate yourself in this position is to use a couple of chairs, or if twin beds are available (such as in a motel room) to move them close enough together to allow the male to lay over the ‘crack’. The hand should act as a pussy, held steady while performing humping motions.

The advantage to this position is that the male can ‘hump’ and more closely imitate the actual sex act with a woman. His cardiovascular system will respond differently when laying face down and as in real sex he will experience a more satisfying release. Also, (after placing a towel on the floor) the male can reach orgasm and release, without having to worry about aim or after climax clean up.

This position gives the male a sense of freedom and release very similar to that of the orgasmic release that a woman’s pussy would normally offer.

If you have the yen for a good solid bothering of the trouser badger, it’s best you know the best way to go about it. These masterbation techniques have been handed down by generations of master tossers for your greater masterbation education. Use them well and you will not only have bigger, better orgasms, but you could find you’re a whole lot better in bed too.

1. Use lube
   Your hand does not feel as good as a pussy. That means if you masturbate with a dry hand then you are training your body so that it doesn’t require very much stimulation to orgasm. Not good!
2. Don’t rush
   If you rush masturbation you only only train your ejaculatory reflex to orgasm faster and faster over time. Try to set aside at least 20 minutes every time you feel the urge to masturbate.
3. Relax
   Find a time when you are relaxed, and there are absolutely no distractions. If you are going to be rushed, then it’s always best to NOT masturbate and wait until you have enough time.
4. Don’t get too aroused
   If you watch porn until you are really excited then masturbate, you will inevitably orgasm within a few seconds. Instead, masturbate the entire time so you can train yourself to remain calm and not get overly aroused.
5. Don’t over visualize
   Over visualizing is actually a bad habit. You want to train your mind to stay calm during sex. If you constantly focus on arousing thoughts during masturbation, then you will have a hard time staying relaxed with a partner.
6. Breathe
   Practice deep breathing when you masturbate. Simply focus on breathing deeply and you will be amazed at how relaxed your mind and body will be even as you increase your arousal levels.
7. Thrust, don’t just jerk
   No girl is ever going to do all of the work so there’s no point in training yourself to just sit there while moving your hand. It’s best to thrust in real life motions while using lubrication or a pocket vagina so your mind and body grow accustomed to the strong stimulation.
8. Always urinate beforehand
   Never start masturbating or having sex with a full bladder. This causes pressure on your perineal muscles, prostate, and seminal vesicles, which will trigger your ejaculatory reflex quicker.